*You have to specify that when you say 'make sure you throw that banana peel away' that the throwing away is into a trash can. No where else but the trash can.
*When a two year old wants to watch Diego, they don't understand the terms patience, please wait, or not right now.
*Sixty cub scouts can't sit for an hour long pack meeting.
*I can't sit in a room with sixty boys for an hour.
*The word 'tofutti' sounds really funny to a six year old.
*A new pair of flashing Walmart shoes can be a highly prized possession when you are used to hand me down shoes.
*A bottle of Tylenol is slippery when its covered in hand cream.
*A two year old is slippery when covered in hand cream.
*The word "Now!" interpreted from adult into kid language means: play in the bathroom, jump on the bed, color, look for long lost toys and avoid anything that proceeded the 'now'.
*When the TV is on, no one watches it. When the TV is off, everyone wants to watch it.
*You can't convince a budding young inventor that cardboard tubes don't do well when submerged in water.
*Ketchup should not be a self-serve item.
*Caleb can spell pig in Georgian (yes, its an actual term):
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