No more monkeys jumping on the bed

Two little monkeys jumping on the bed
one fell off and bumped his ..... I couldn't think of anything to rhyme with back that would make sense. This is Caleb by the way, he took one for the team, big time. It has actually turned a nice greenish yellow now and we are getting ready to sign him up for Ultimate Fighting since he handled the pain really well. He just needs a better fighting name, Caleb 'the Midgee' just doesn't invoke fear.